ATTITUDE define ALTITUDE - 5 SMS

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM
& day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true.

 

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Wen it rains all d birds fly 4Shelter.
Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain By Flying Above d Cloud.
Problem is common 2 all Bt ATTITUDE define ALTITUDE

 

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Never blame a day in Ur life.
Good day gives "happiness"

 

Bad days gives "experience"
So enjoy two day everyday

 

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As far as u think 'NOT NOW',
Succes becomes 'NEVER'...

 

But as soon as u think 'WHY NOT NOW',
Success surely will become 'YOURS' ...!

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The most determinative & motivating sentence which shud always be followed in life.

 

The RACE is NOT OVER because I haven't WON yet.

 

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Jokes by Engineers

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

 

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Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

 

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Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

 

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Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

 

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Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year

 

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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.

 

The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!".

 

The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!".

 

The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work...".

 

 

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