A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questionsregarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, '' No healthinsurance.' The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, 'No money in the bank.' The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.' The nun became agitated and announced loudly,'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to GOD.' The patient replied, 'Send the bill to mybrother-in-law'.