Teacher : Correct the sentence,  "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is  grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies  first.
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 Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband:   Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? 
U've been reading our marriage  certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry  date.
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 A  Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.
Guess what  they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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 Q -  What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U  into this world crying... 
& the other ensures U Continue  to do so.
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