"Banta driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls"

 

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Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls.  He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.  When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed!

The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables and the.."

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