Friday, November 27, 2009

30 second speech by CEO of Coca Cola

VERY SHORT, MOST EFFECTIVE AND HOW TRUE…

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it.-

Reactions of different people

 

An insect falls into a mug of beer...

 

Reactions:------------->>>

 

Englishman:

Throws his mug away and walks out

 

American:

Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

 

Chinese:

Eats the insect and throws the beer away

 

Japanese:

Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

 

Indian:

Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

 

Pakistani:

-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer

-Relates the issue to Kashmir

-Asks the Chinese for Military aid

-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

 

Wait 4 "YENI"....Move Over Nano

 

Don't hurry for Nano; one more beautiful car is on its way to India ..!
 

Make:               RENAULT
Model:              YENI...
Apprx. Cost:    Rs. 1, 30, 000
 
This car will be launching in India in collaboration with Mahindra,
Which is another budget car to compete TATA and FIAT 500.

Its Awesome..!


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Funny Quotes and Thoughts

 

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

 

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

 

"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."

 

"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."

 

"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

 

"Love is so confusing -  you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!"
 
"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

 

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

 

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

 

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

 

"When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum."

 

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "

 

"It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."

 

"Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment."

 

"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer."

 

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."

 

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order"

 

"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."

 

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

 

"Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet."

 

"When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".If the bus came would I be standing here?"

 

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

 

"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side."

 

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

 

"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. "

 

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

 

"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. "

 

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse."

 

"It's always darkest before dawn So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. "

 

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office"

 

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

 

"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "

 

"If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?"

 

"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? "

 

"Honesty may be the best policy,  but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination,dishonesty is the second-best policy."

 

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

 

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of  what I am saying."

 

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

 

 

 

 

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Husband & Wife - Why?
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."
Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"
Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"
Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."
Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her." One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.
Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."
Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.

Monday, November 23, 2009

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical

Connection with God  
 

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical.


The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"


And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."


The Doctor was astonished.


He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"


And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the
refrigerator!"

Friday, November 20, 2009

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "TO BE USED" AND "TO BE LOVED".


Saturday, November 7, 2009

"Celebrities showing their secrets unknowingly "

 
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There are thousands of websites where you can find lot of softwareâ?Ts for download at free of costs. But some software will be useful for you and some are junk for you. Beware today there are some sites who give spyware and malware with softwareâ"

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"hot military woman in israel army"

 
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"Banta driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls"

 
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Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls.  He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.  When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed!

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

THE 99 CLUB

 



THE 99 CLUB

Once upon a time.......there lived a King who......despite his luxurious
lifestyle... ..was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while
he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he......the Supreme Ruler of the Land........ ..unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.

The King asked the servant, " How come you are so happy?"

The man replied, " Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my
family and I don't need too much........ ....just a roof over our heads and
warm food to fill our tummies ."

The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he
sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the
King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, " Your
Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99
Club."

" The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

The advisor replied, " Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club
is........... .place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's
doorstep."

When the servant saw the bag.......he took it into his house.. When he
opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy....... wow....so many gold
coins!

He began to count them. After several counts.....he was at last
convinced that there were 99 coins. He wondered, " What could've
happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99
coins! "

He looked everywhere he could..... but that last coin was elusive.
Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work
harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day....the servant's life changed. He was overworked,
horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make
that 100th gold coin. He felt so unhappy all the time.... he stopped
singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation. ...the King was puzzled. When
he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, " Your Majesty, the
servant has now officially joined The 99 Club. "

He continued, " The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have
enough to be happy but are never contented... ....because they're always
yearning and striving for that extra 1....... telling themselves: "Let me
get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life ."

We too can be happy with very little in our lives....... but the minute
we're given something bigger and better...... we need to watch out for
our monkey minds ......... which may want even more!

We lose our sleep....... .our happiness... ...we hurt the people around
us.......all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.

So my dear..... it
's all up to us.......whether we
want to join 'The 99 Club' .........or not!


 

An On-Screen Keyboard in Windows


An On-Screen Keyboard in Windows
 
In case your keyboard or some keys stop working, Microsoft provides you with an alternative way to type-in using the mouse. To work this tool, Go to: 'Start menu' Select: 'Run' Type in: 'OSK' Press: 'OK' A keyboard will be displayed on your monitor which you can use with your mouse.