He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open
heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the
care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions
regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, '' No health insurance.'

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could
help you?'

He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a
nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
'Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to GOD.'
The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my
brother-in-law'.