Friday, April 24, 2009

Incorrect place...

A Japanese family just arrived in the United states and stays at a
moderate hotel in New York. As they ride up the elevator to their
suite, a gentleman gets in at the next floor.

Stunned by the beauty of the Japanese daughter, the man tries to
communicate with her, only to find she speaks no English. Undeterred,
the man asks the father if he could take his daughter to dinner.
Having some English experience from his many business trips to the
states, the father communicates to the daughter and dinner plans are
made.

After dinner, they head up to his suite. Well, one thing leads to
another and as he starts going at it she starts moaning "Oshima!".
Believing this must mean she's getting into it, he thrusts harder and
harder and she is screaming "Oshima!, Oshima!!".

The next morning, the gentleman invites the father to a round of golf,
knowing how much the Japanese love the sport. On the first hole, the
father tees up, and nails a hole in one. Thinking quickly, the
gentleman yells out "Oshima!!".

The father, with a complexed look, turns to the man and says...

"What the hell do you mean wrong hole?!"
 

 

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