5 New Jokes

                   Ek bhoot dusare bhoot ko bolta hai -

 

                    Kitni ajeeb baat hai aadmi mar ne

 

                    ke baad bhoot ban jata hai,
               par aurat chudel ki chudel hi rehti hai..... 
 
                     

 

                    Wife - Ek baat bolu maarna mat.
                            Husband - Bolo.
                          Wife - I am pregnant.
                 Husband - Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
                    Wife - College me ek baar papa ko
                       batai thi to bahut maara tha. 
 
             

 

                A marathi student in a village was asked to
                  read the English numbers 70, 82, 89, 99.
          He reads "Shewanti, Yeti tu? Yeti nai? nai tar nai..."

 

 

 

        Accused - Bachpan me maa ki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
                         Judge - Kya kehti thi maa?
        Accused - Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau kya kehti thi?
         Wife - "Suno ji, doctor ne muze 1 mahine aaram k liye kisi
           Hill station pe jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?"
                      Husband - Dusre doctor ke pas.

 

 

 

 

         A villager goes to a 5 star hotel and orders fried fish.
                     Waiter - Sir, French or Spanish?
         Santa - Jo marji le aa, muje kaunsi baatein karni hai....!