group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians.

 

They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.

 

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Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.

 

Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.

 

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Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."

 

Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

 

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"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."

 

"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."