Q: What is the difference between your paycheck and your d*ck?
A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
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Marrige is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marrige is the triumph of hope over experience.
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