Agar Main Teri Maa Hoti To Main Tuze 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti

Beta: Papa, Log chand pe gaye, hum suraj pe jayenge. Papa: Suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayenge. Beta: Koi baat nahi, hum raat mein jayenge. Teacher- Agar Main Teri Maa Hoti To Main Tuze 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti. Student- Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Se Baat Karke Apko Bata Dunga. Gum Me Jine Ka Maza Aata hai, Garibo K Ghar Bhi Khuda Aata Hai, Ek Hum Hai Jo Barish Ki Tarah SmS karte hai, Aur Aapka SmS Sarkari Nal k pani ki Tarah Aata hai Zara si MOBILE me de jagah tu zara sa inbox le sajaa Zara sa sent item me ja tu zara sa BALANCE le ghata me bheju sMs tujko BEPANAH. Man 1: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Man 2: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.