True love is like a pillowu can hug

True love is like a pillowu can hug when u r in troubleu can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true lovespend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage. During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. I wrote ur name on the sand ...............it got washed away,I wrote ur name in air........................... it got blown away,So i wrote ur name in my heart..............I got a HEART ATTACK. LOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire..... continues with smoke......and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokersur. smile can be compared to a flowerur voice can be compared to a cuckoour inocence to a childbut in stupidityu have no comparisonu r the best. Dear Friend,when i ask u flower,u give me bouquet when i ask u a stoneu give me a statuewhen i ask u a feather u give me peacockARE U REALLY DEAF ? I had VODKA with WATERI felt DRUNKI had WHISKY with WATERI felt DRUNKI had RUM with WATERI felt DRUNKI SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! when i call u;1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u;3 means i miss u;4 means ...........pick d phone idiot. Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .. Student : WOW ! The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time youu are Born.... until you fall in love. SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in your personalitySO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..A beer shortens your life by 4 min..A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir..... Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide