Prime Minister Manmohan Singh summons the secretary

"Su Khabar" I liked this one , I hope U all will enjoy this too. Prime Minister Manmohan Singh summons the secretary and asks him "How comethis Gujaratis know everything before anyone else knows about it" Secretary: There is a phrase in Gujarati "Su Khabar" Manmohapn Singh: What does that mean? Secretary: It means "Whats the news " and each Gujjubhai asks this toother whenever they meet and the answers given by the other one circulatesthe news very fast and they happen to know everything the fastest. PM decides to experience this so he removes his turban and has a cleanshave and nice hair cut and dresses typically like a Gujrarati and reachesGhatkopar the typical Gujju hub of Mumbai city. He sees one Gujjubhai andasks him "Su Khabar" The Gujjubhai replies "Sallo Manmohanio Ghatkopar ma aavyo chhe emsambhaliu chhe"-- Always make your absence felt in such a way that somebody misses you, butdon't let your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to livewithout you.Life is a one way journey, not a destination. Travel it with a smile andnever regret anything.Treat the earth well.....it was not given to you by your parents, it wasloaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the earth from ourANCESTORS, we borrow it from our children.Ability is what you're capable of. Motivation determines what you do.Attitude determines how well you do it.