Jokes
BILL GATES organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman forMicrosoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to loseif I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managingmore than 100people may leave.2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I havenothing to lose if I stay.What can happen to me?' So he stays. Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got tolose?' So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat butwhat do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidateswho speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversationtogether in that language.' Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says...... 'kem chho?' The other candidate answers ........ 'Choop bes gadhedaa...'
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