The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal

*A Few Shorties** The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal -- a little bit of breast- a little bit of leg..... and a lot of stuffing !!!* Treat the Bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500.* Forecast for Wedding...Expected development of Warm front, with extreme turbulence and moisture inlower regions. Good possibility of six inches overnight. Sun (son) isexpected later on.* Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.* Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and She'lllast for many years.* If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air.* Hope you honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One longhard route.* Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a WeakEnd (Weekend).* Take heed from those who knowTie you nightie to your toesClose your eyes - hold your noseThen see how it goes...* Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to thewoman next door.* Treat him like a flower... grab him by the stalk.* We are curious to know why you both wanted to borrow the black leatherboots and bull whip ?* Please remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, butits a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.* Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be anOff-Spring next Spring.* Sorry I cannot be at Wedding... Please send me a photo of Bride and GroomMounted.* Congratulations - rots of ruck - sideways is great.* Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman'ssink.* Don't buy your bed from Grace Brothers (Myers) they stand behindeverything they sell.* Hope all your Tries are not converted.* Remember Pearl Harbour... Have fun before the nips come.* A honeymoon should be like a table... Four bare legs and no drawers.* "I was engaged myself once. To a contortionist. But she broke it off."* Go west young man, get up the Darling as far as you can.* And the story of the man who called his son Vendetta, because he alwayshad it in for him...* "The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get toprove it."* Congratulations and best wishes on this very special day.LoveBill and Mary Farkinand the whole Farkin family.* The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found awoman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me,sympathy?"* Your TV viewing on your wedding night will be...Firstly, The Marriage Game,Followed by, Great Temptation,The Untouchables,Mission Impossible,The Time is Right,Rawhide and Bonanza.* They were married on the cricket field, that night they were quite wicket,the bride said with a happy smile, I'm sure this can't be cricket.* A lifetime in snooker my dearest, it's happened to you, so don't forget tochalk his cue and the first game you play make sure it's at the end of theday.* Two passing ships making matrimonial knots while fouled in each othersstern line, recommended inter between course 69 STOP Happy voyage, bottomsup.* See you when tea is ready (read it out loud!)* Congratulations on finding a socket outlet for your plug* Advice to submariners - if torpedo overheats, load tube, go deep andeject.* May the Blue bird of happiness crap all over your wedding cake.* Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strife.* Don't be too liberal at the country party or you'll wind up in Labour.* She offered her honour, He honoured her offer, and all night he was on herand off her.* Be sure to tie your nightie to your toes, 'cos you knowwhere the wild goose goes.* Sorry I can't make your wedding, I'm half full under the table.* Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express anappreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustrationwhich has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration tomake a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.* From the football club - We found he was useless in any position, hope youhave more luck.* After a moment of quite reposeIt's tum to tum and toes to toesAfter a moment of sheer delightIt's back to back for the rest of the night.* Dear {bride},Isn't it funny how history repeats itself?{Age of bride} years ago your mum and dad were putting you to bed with adummy - and now it's happening all over again!