warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers haveaccepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: 1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what thehell happened to your bra. 2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not. 3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like aretard. 4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friendsover and over again that you love them. 5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. 6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe thatex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. 7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. 8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mysticalKung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. 9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in themorning and see something really scary. 10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicablerug burns on the forehead. 11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you areinvisible. 13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people arelaughing WITH you. 14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in thetime-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.